griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

communistbakery:

britanymurphy:

me at a straight boy’s house 

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

DJ SLIINK: SWAY IN THE MORNING SHOW GUEST MIX 5-24-13

TRACKLIST

1.Surkin - Tiger Rhythm

2.Rihanna Ft Future - Love Song (Dj Sliink Remix)

3.Brenmar Ft Salva - Let Me Bang Remix

4.BOB Ft Nicki Minaj - Outta My Mind (Dj Jayhood Remix)

5.Ruen Ft Mister Gray - Shake Dat Ass (Remix)

6.Trinindad James - Females Welcome (Enferno Remix)

7.Ciara - Body Party (Dj Sliink X Nadus Remix)

8.Dj Sliink - Putcha back In it

9.French Montana Ft Diddy X MGK (Dj Sliink Remix)

10.Buraka Som Sistema - Hangover

11.Big Chocolate - Blue Milk (Dj Sliink Remix)

12.Miguel - Do You (Cashmere Cat Remix)

13.Jermih Ft Natasha Mosley - Fuck You All The Time (Dj Big O remix)

14.Ciara - Got Me Good (Dj Big O Remix)

15.Bert On Beats - jackhammer

16.Carnage Ft Katie Got Bandz - Katie

17.Future Ft Lil Wayne - Karate Chop

18.Fki Ft Sliink - Flight

19.Juicy J - Bands A Make Her Dance (Dj Big O Remix)

20.Beyonce End Of Time (Dj Big O X Sliink Remix)

21.Future - Karate Chop (Dj Big O Remix)

22.Yung Scooter - Columbia

23.GTA Ft. Diplo - Boy oh boy


Diamond White McLaren P1 | CKND
  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo